I'm A Drag Student
Props to the G-Woman for introducing me to the awesomeness that is Overheard in New York. I just had to copy 2 posts that have made my day...
HS girl #1: I have a question. No. She gotta question, but she makin' me ask you for her because she embarrassed. What's "drag school"? Thas where you go to learn howda be a drag queen?
Teacher guy: What? Drag school?
Teacher guy: What? Drag school?
HS girl #2: Yeah, you said you was leavin' us because you gotta go to drag school.
Teacher guy: Grad school. I am leaving you because I am going to grad school.
--Prospect Park BBQ
--Prospect Park BBQ
Naked chick #1: I tried to call you Sunday, but your boyfriend said you were taking a nap.
Naked chick #2: Oh, why?
Naked chick #1: Well, I was reading Craigslist and this guy said he'd give someone $100 for 14 pills of tetrazepam and I was like, "Wait a minute, I have that!"
Naked chick #2: So you were calling to ask me if you should sell drugs over the internet?
Naked chick #1: Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Naked chick #2: Was there anyone on there offering money for a blowjob?
Naked chick #1: Um, no.
Naked chick #2: Because that's another career option I wouldn't recommend.
--14th Street Y sauna
That was some good comic relief for an otherwise uneventful Thursday.
posted by Brain Diva at 12:36 a.m.
3 Comments:
OMG I swear to go I almost linked the Naked chick convo at my place!
Isn't that site a hoot??
"It was a hoot and a half, sir." (NewsRadio geek, I apologize). Yes, it makes me laugh a lot. There are so many gems in there. It also makes me sad to realize there are THAT many clueless/superficial/just plain dumb people in the world. LOL
"And that's how my horse got me through college."
I have a million of them, myself.
I miss NYC.
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